1. 02:23 23rd Aug 2014

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  2. 02:23

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    1. people in movies: this isn't the movies
     
  3. 02:23

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    once-upon-a-time-and-space:

    I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

     
  4. 02:22

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    pussycolalovah said: Beyoncé is a hoe

    shwagerr:

    betterthankanyebitch:

    Your mom is the true hoe for letting you be born

    Dragggg her!

     
  5. 02:22

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    Back to School

    1. Kindergarten: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
    2. Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
    3. High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
     
  6. 02:21

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    relahvant:

    do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

     
  7. 02:21

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    I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

    Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

    Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

    If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

    And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

    — 

    timemachineyeah  (via arnericasinger)

    "If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "

    (via transientsanity)

    (Source: ask-pauli-amorous)

     
  8. 02:20

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    acquaintedwithrask:

    miss-freeman:

    somuchawkwerd:

    mimibon:

    nge:

    mimibon:

    tree-whispering:

    beep beep

    What is that!

    mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

    WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

    lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

    I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

    the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio.  Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.

     
  9. 02:19

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    fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

    fangirlarmoire:

    justalostnostalgicgeek:

    i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

    this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

    (Source: 103312)

     
  10. 02:19

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    jennli123:

    This is the bs that shows up on google search for Asian and when I try to tag my tumblr and twitter posts “Asian.” Try and tell me this Asian fetish and racism ain’t real.

     
  11. 02:19

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    hostilehottie:

    celestia:

    remember

    if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

     
  12. 02:16

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    tbskyen:

coelasquid:

girlgrowingsmall:

beastlyart:

boosket:

ask-bloody-fundanny:

roughkiss:

spookytheford:

did-you-kno:

Source

Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.
I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

Sometimes I wonder if the occasional vivid images in my head of myself falling into traffic or tripping and knocking my teeth out or dropping expensive, precious things are points where I failed the mission and had to respawn and start over.

PSA: IF INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS OF SELF-HARM OR HARM TO OTHERS PERSIST AND WILL NOT GO AWAY, SEE A PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSIONAL.
Unreasonably prolonged and unsilenceable intrusive thoughts can be a sign of mental disorders like depression or schizophrenia.

    tbskyen:

    coelasquid:

    girlgrowingsmall:

    beastlyart:

    boosket:

    ask-bloody-fundanny:

    roughkiss:

    spookytheford:

    did-you-kno:

    Source

    Oh god thank fucking christ.

    I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

    so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

    Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

    The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.

    I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

    Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

    Sometimes I wonder if the occasional vivid images in my head of myself falling into traffic or tripping and knocking my teeth out or dropping expensive, precious things are points where I failed the mission and had to respawn and start over.

    PSA: IF INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS OF SELF-HARM OR HARM TO OTHERS PERSIST AND WILL NOT GO AWAY, SEE A PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSIONAL.

    Unreasonably prolonged and unsilenceable intrusive thoughts can be a sign of mental disorders like depression or schizophrenia.

     
  13. 02:15

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    yoshio-yoshida:

    Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

     
  14. 02:14

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    seaking:

    instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

     
  15. 02:14

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    woke-up-on-derse:

    ghostystar:

    imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

    imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

    (Source: acidic-milk-motel)